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Joke of the Day
"The popularity of origami has increased ten fold."
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"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."
"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage, you wanna?"
"What does a black Santa say? Hoe, hoe, hoe."
"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"
"Melania Trump is so dumb... She couldn't get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)"
"Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline? And when did my wife start smoking?"
"Dad asks me have you heard of the new movie constipation? I was all like what, no. And he said, It never came out."
"When is the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think R, but a pirates first love will always be the C."