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Joke of the Day

"Dad asks me have you heard of the new movie constipation? I was all like what, no. And he said, It never came out."

"Chuck Norris can taste lies."

"*touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat"

"Cinco De Mayo Cinco De Ketchup Cinco De Mustard Cinco De Siracha Cinco De Ranch Dressing"

"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""

"The Last Time I can Make this Joke I happy to see Caitlyn Jenner is happy, but I was disappointed she did not go with the name I suggested- Bruce Jennerfer."

"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"

"I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute."

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."

"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane."