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Joke of the Day

"When is the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30"

"Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys *I open the wrong side of juice carton* *evil spirit flies out* Oh, so that's why they say don't do that"

"Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck? Everywhere."

"Glad my parents spent 100k on my education so now I can type ""c u @ 2"" to my pot guy."

"I slip the nun 30 bucks and real quiet-like ask to see the ""strong orphans."""

"I got gas for $1 today damn bean burritos."

"I'm shit at telling jokes. I always punch up the fuck line."

"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!"

"My dog and I have a system together. We both eat, then we walk... Then we both shit in my neighbors lawn."

"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."