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Joke of the Day
"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage, you wanna?"
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"""Shake what your mama gave ya."" ""You want me to shake a $25 Macy's gift card?"""
"Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat."
"A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( )"
"France beat the Germans 2-0 but the terrorists have them at like 50-3"
"Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk? me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead. source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup."
"What do you call a Polish dancer? A stripper"
"What did the brick say to the rock? Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you."
"Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions? It pains them to have standards."
"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day"