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Joke of the Day

"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"

"007 is fired, becomes a scientist. He opens meetings with, ""The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond."" Everyone laughs. He cries in the supply closet."

"The real joke isn't always in the comments Sometimes it's in the Whitehouse..."

"Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I can hold your boobs up all day for free."

"""I am not a human garbage disposal"" *eats leftover mac n cheese anyway* *makes terrible grinding noise after accidentally swallowing fork*"

"my mom's cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted"

"Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was ""he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"""

"The only B word you should be using to describe her is ""Beautiful."" Because bitches love being called ""beautiful."""

"Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches Now we will nazi those results."

"A Chinese man walks into a bar... and the bartender says, "" Why the Wong face?"""