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Joke of the Day

"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"

"What do you call a routed Greek army? A Failanx"

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."

"As a bootleg vet, I get asked to turn cats into dogs it's a ruff job."

"Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical."

"why did the hipster burn his mouth drinking coffee? he drank it before it was cool."

"My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004"

"What do you call a female to male sex change? an addadicktomy."

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!"