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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."

"I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming ""KITT!"" When he can't find his car."

"I tried convincing my melon-loving girlfriend to run away with me. But she told me she Cantaloupe."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."

"What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving? 1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise"

"Gripe Sheet Fun - A Must read"

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"People are like, ""How cute! Your dog looks just like you!"" I'm like, ""That's my son."""

"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"

"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"