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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."

"I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no one will do it."

"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"

"A teenage boy decides to stop masturbating."

"Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"My new girlfriend is amazing in the bedroom... She goes down on me more than the EA servers..."

"I got a girl's number today! All I had to do was hit her car."

"I don't know what's healthier, but a grilled cheese sandwich tastes way better than a boiled one."

"Pickup line Call me Willy Wanka and let me stick it in your chocolate factory."

"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""