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Joke of the Day
"The secret service found a dildo in the Oval Office Signing off on another executive order."
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"If you own a karate dojo and you don't make your employees answer the phone ""Hiiiiiiiiya"" You're doing it wrong"
"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. ....... Ba dum chhhh!"
"Equality That's the joke."
"""Is it a stupid question to ask how many parks there are in New York?"" It's not a stupid question. It's actually quite difficult to count, as more and more Koreans are moving here every day..."
"Putin Sends New Year's Message of Peace To Obama Inside a pipe bomb."
"Man, I'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday"
"What's the square root of 69? ate something"
"Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. ""You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."" ""The fire and theft and burglary I can understand,"" said the other,"
"i feel like i need to go to rehab for my avocado addiction. :("