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Joke of the Day

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says: ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""

"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"

"What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine? Do we have any papal towels?"

"Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?"

"Why are blacks so fit? From running away from fatherhood."

"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 US Leader."

"Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks. I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine."

"REALTOR: It's a great neighborhood. Wonderful schools- ME: And the Pokemon? REALTOR: .... sigh. Mostly Pidgeys ME: I think I've seen enough."

"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."

"Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender"