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Joke of the Day
"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet! =D"
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"Funny Jokes - Lots of Funny Jokes"
"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."
"A man on his death bed smells cookies, gets up and walks into his kitchen. He asks his wife if he can have a cookie. The wife tells him to get out of here, those are for the wake"
"I got this really good lifeprotip while in the shower, but I forgot it when I dropped the soap. Ah, now I remember what it was. Never pick up the soap when showering in a prison."
"last night, my wife started smoking. but it was ok - I just slowed down a bit and used some lube."
"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"
"Your mama so fat.. Her curve set everyone's grade to A+"
"Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!"
"Who is the richest painter? Manet."