201931
Joke of the Day
"I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the certificates to prove it."
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"Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists"
"I've just found my iPhone autocorrects ""cunt"" to ""Cynthia."" Which means somewhere in Steve Jobs' past is a woman with one HELL of a story."
"What goes down and never comes up My ego"
"I had a wet dream last night about dogs... Talk about coming in my boxers."
"The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is."
"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"
"Learn how to Wiener Boop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exb1yVD8SHU&list=UUq54nlcoX-0pLcN5RhxHyug"
"How does clickbait work? Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!"
"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."