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Joke of the Day

"why would you be a suicide bomber... And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now! Source: Jimmy Carr"

"Q: What do you call a slow hurricane? A: A slowicane."

"Say what you want about deaf people"

"My girlfriend told me I look ""uncool"" with a bike helmet on.. Well you know I'd rather look uncool than fall and split my head open during sex."

"Just smiled back at a Toyota commercial."

"Why did Uhuru get mad? Because William Shatner."

"My favorite knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there"" ""I eat mop"" ""I eat mop who?"" *Laughter and pointing*"

"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"

"[Wakes up to a mysterious noise] Lover, is that you? *Refrigerator hums loudly*"

"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."