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Joke of the Day

"(Cargo pants filled with tater tots) ""How many do I need to get an Xbox?"" ""Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works."" ""FALSE ADVERTISING!"""

"What is long, brown and covered in flies? The welfare line."

"Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave."

"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"

"Why is the KKK a good place to find a job? Cos they'll always hook a brutha up"

"Putin goes on holiday! Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."

"Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory."

"best funny prank pakistan you cannot stop your laughing nice one"

"[restaurant] Man *proposing to his gf*: ""Will you make me the happiest man alive?"" [me, alone, eating nachos a table over] ""Not possible"""

"I was making Ewok for dinner but I cooked it too long and it was like, a little Chewy. -- (Wil Shipley)"