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Joke of the Day

"(Cargo pants filled with tater tots) ""How many do I need to get an Xbox?"" ""Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works."" ""FALSE ADVERTISING!"""

"Metalhead love What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love? A match maiden heaven"

"I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks."

"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

"I'm afraid to be around unarmed black men. What if the police miss and shoot me by mistake?"

"Remember when white people rioted when OJ was acquitted? neither do I."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"

"Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the sink"

"What should be Serena William's nickname? Tennis-ee Williams"

"Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars? R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out."