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Joke of the Day
"My favorite childhood memory is not having a job."
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"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."
"This is ridiculous: ""www"" contains THREE TIMES more syllables than the phrase it is 'short' for, ""world wide web."""
"Como frijoles? How you bean?"
"Dad please dont mess my hair up and say love ya' in public, I'm in a gang now"
"Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher."
"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"
"Why do black people never sleep? Because the last one who had a dream got shot"
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"If you're not supposed to abuse cough syrup then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?"