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Joke of the Day

"If you're not supposed to abuse cough syrup then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?"

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"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."
"Processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can This is now a spam post."
"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."
"What do you call the only wood that doesn't float? Natalie."
"I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards"
"Me: HOLY SHIT! We've been robbed! Her: Oh No! Are you calling the police? Me: (Sigh) No, I'm calling the burglars to congratulate them.."
"What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars."
"What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated? Work it out with a pencil"
"Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose. Moo"
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