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Joke of the Day
"Dad please dont mess my hair up and say love ya' in public, I'm in a gang now"
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"I was walking down the road when I ... ...saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him""Whats up, Abdul, wont it start?"""
"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."
"What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas? ""It's Christmas, Eve."""
"A guy goes to his doctor, and the doctor tells him, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" And the guy's like, ""Wait, why?"" The doctor reploes, ""So I can examine you."""
"Donald Trump."
"What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person."
"Something, something, camouflage. Lol. No one is commenting because they are pretending they can't see my post. That's so Meta."
"What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer"
"Sometimes I drink to cure my malaise. If I get drunk this Friday because I am bummed about the end of the world, am I getting sauced because of Mayan-aise?"