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Joke of the Day
"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."
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"What gets bigger every time I see my wife? My wife."
"A magic tractor went down a dirt road And turned into a field."
"Caffeine is like my psycho girlfriend. As long as we're together everything is great, but if I ignore it for one day, it tries to kill me."
"Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism"
"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"
"What kind of bear likes the rain? A drizzley bear."
"For Sale: 5yr old BMW Turn signals like new!"
"Every time someone tells a bulimia joke... Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming."
"What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito? M'laria"