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Joke of the Day
"Floppy disks are like Jesus... .. they died to become the icon of saving."
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"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."
"It's my wife's birthday soon. She said she wanted something with diamonds so I got her a deck of cards."
"Haiku of the week ""James, you have Tourette's."" ""I'm afraid there is no cure."" ""Fuck! Shit! Cunt!"" said James."
"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""
"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"
"George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant."
"I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt! Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum. Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!"
"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"
"Dear makers of Axe 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner & body wash, I have no desire to buy your crap. I'm holding out until it's also a car wax."