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Joke of the Day

"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""

"What was the executioner's favorite shampoo? Head and shoulders."

"As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment"

"Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn"

"*wakes up early* *goes for morning jog* *calls wife to pick him up because he's made a terrible mistake*"

"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"

"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"

"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."

"How do drown a hipster? In the main steam"

"Remember alcohol is NEVER the answer. ""Why can't I get it up?"" Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer."