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Joke of the Day

"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""

"A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare."

"What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!"

"If you want her - tell her. If you need her - show her. If you yearn for her - touch her. Just make sure her husband's not at home."

"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"

"What do you call it when a jaeger licks your butthole? Pacific Rim Job."

"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"

"I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog."