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Joke of the Day

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? To avoid being confused with feminists."

"Six inches of snow predicted tonight: Is that twitter 6"" | | Subway 6"" | | Real life 6"" | | Or Dan 6"" | | Cheesecake"

"A local policeman did a talk on heroin It was impossible to understand him"

"""I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."" ----people in wheelchairs probably"

"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"

"Ladders causes more accidents in homes than guns That's why I have 10 guns, incase some psycho tries to sneak in a ladder. Gravity Falls has the best jokes."

"Tried my hand at this whole 'cougar' business but I just don't like the taste of hikers. It's possible I read the wrong Wikipedia page."

"My Ex is married now with a baby. What kind of idiot marries a baby?"

"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Matt"