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Joke of the Day

"An old man goes to the doctor... Man: Doc, my belly is so fat I can't see my penis at all! Doctor: Have you tried to diet? Man: Why? What color is it now?"

"How long does an owl live? Six and a half books."

"Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls."

"""Your honor-"" No objections. how do you plead to cheating at heads up seven up? ""guilty"" no juice boxes for a week..piece of shit *mom sobs*"

"Me: are you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"

"My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward."

"David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'."

"I can see what happens at the end of Trump's presidency I have 2020 vision."

"something taste funny you know you have a bad underbite if every time your eating out your girlfriend it taste like shit"

"A child asks his dad... Child: ""Dad, how high is that building?"" Building: ""If I'm already built, why am I called a building?"" Dad: ""Pretty damn high."""