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Joke of the Day

"I've been thinking about the Reddit rules and I thought of a major flaw [deleted]"

"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? By eating a Brownie."

"Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a ""wound"" it closed."

"For everyone in the working world today: It's a Tuesday... ...which is like a Monday but with steel-toed boots and a slightly lower aim."

"Me: ""Get me a newspaper.""Friend: ""Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad."" Poor spider never knew what hit it."

"If you see a man running down the street tonight, blowing a whistle & wearing a life guard shirt...don't worry, I'm just chasing my dream."

"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."

"Wife: he's always confusing sayings... Therapist: what if you're just misinterpreting him? Me: oooh, check you out playing devil's avocado"

"What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles? Heir mail"

"Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive."