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Joke of the Day
"Only a coward brings a gun to a swordfight, But only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight."
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"Damn girl , are you a TV ?? Because you got all eyes on you !"
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"All i'm saying is, before Back to the Future 3, he was fine."