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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I saw an ad that said ""radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down"""

"What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad"

"I'm so hungry I could eat a hor *horse walks by snorting aggressively* ticulturalist *horticulturalist pops up trimming hedge aggressively*"

"If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store, they shouldn't have called it a barn."

"I love indie movies Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes"

"What's another name for a ghost writer? A prose-titute."

"I have a bumper sticker that says... ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself."

"Getting over a musical upbringing is as simple as a 1, 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4."

"I saw a man the other day arguing with a traffic sign The sign looked incredibly uncomfortable. It really wanted him to Stop."

"I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me. All he kept saying was, ""Too drunk."" He should really stop drinking on the job."