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Joke of the Day
"Black magic.... It doesn't work."
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"Utensils Guy 1: ""Hey, did you hear that Joe got knifed the other day?"" Guy 2: ""That's forked up!"" Guy 1: *glares at Guy 2* Guy 2: ""What? Too spoon?*"
"Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds."
"Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent."
"Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper... I woke this morning with a huge correction."
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? ...Deer balls, They're under a buck!"
"Leonardo: Let's go rescue April!! Donatello: Let's do it! Raphael: Bodacious!! Michelangelo: Totally!! Vincent: *cuts off ear* give her this"
"What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper."
"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."
"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."