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Joke of the Day
"Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes? Because they take everything literally."
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"My friend said to me ""people do not change"" I told him to empty his pockets."
"I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now."
"Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!"
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"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"
"What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever."
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