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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between catholic priest and acne? An acne doesn't come on boy's face until he's 13."

"Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings? He wanted more Monet in his wallet."

"Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss"

"You are one well-defined function!"

"What do your mom and a hockey team have in common? They both go three periods without a shower."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."

"Wife. ""Did you cut the grass?"" Me. ""Yep"" Wife. ""But it doesn't look any different!"" Me. ""I know, we had a lot of rain while you were out"""

"Whenever you ride an elevator with other people, it's best not to mention your imaginary friends even if someone is standing on Carl."

"What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!"

"Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman."