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Joke of the Day

"Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!"

"Socialist jokes are the best. Everyone gets them."

"Q: What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile? A: An animal that talks your head off."

"Why is Budweiser just like having sex on a boat? Because both are fucking close to water..."

"What's a terrible plate pun? dish one."

"Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients? Because they are always telling them ""You're in trouble"""

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."

"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"

"Wrestling is Stupid B1: Bro, Wrestling is stupid. B2: Why, Bro? B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF?"

"A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads... Sandwich: $5.00 Handjob: $10.00 Repost a joke the next day: 1500 up votes Now, please, wash your hands and make me a sandwich."