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Joke of the Day
"Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap."
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"A group of chimpanzees walking out of a Banana Republic is called ""disappointed"" Except for Charlie there, who scored a nice sundress."
"Why do cows wear bells around there neck? Because there horns don't work. :)"
"When a man with a lisp says buthneth... you know he means business."
"My name is jafar, I came from afar, I got a bomb in my car, Allah Uakbar"
"They say everyone is unique... Isn't that a bit of a generalization?"
"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"
"What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks."
"*licks the powdered sugar off the donuts and puts them back* Boss: I kinda like these new low-cal donuts. Real moist."
"In the navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."