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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
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"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."
"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."
"i was walking down the street, when someone threw a packet of cod liver oil at my head........ .......but i only suffered super fish oil injuries"
"Two fish are in a tank... One turns to the other and asks: ""do *you* know how to drive this thing?"""
"*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*"
"Saw a chameleon today, so I'm assuming it wasn't a very good one."
"Had a big mix up at the store today, apparently when the clerk said ""strip down facing me,"" she meant my credit card."
"If you're a monkey, your shit's always bananas."
"I never could get into spanking as a fetish. But, you know, different strokes for different folks."