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Joke of the Day
"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"
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"[In elevator] Penguin: what floor do you want? Man: 5th please. *penguin accidentally slaps all the buttons with his fin*"
"wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say. yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!"
"Holocaust jokes are... Hitlarious."
"Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market? They say he did it, ""just for the halibut."""
"A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis"
" Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away"
"What floats on water and goes quick? A South African duck"
"Let's shoot some hoops. I hate those fucking things. Maybe we can play basketball afterwards."
"If you're gonna by me a drink..... You better at least push my stool in!"