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Joke of the Day
"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"
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"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."
"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines? Benjamin Netangoogle"
"My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park. I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter."
"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"
"[at a funeral home] ME: One death please"
"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."
"Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be called Bagels!"