140918

Joke of the Day

"When I'm Sad.. I sing, then realize my voice is worse than my problems."

"My wife can't cook so she asked me for help in baking a cake. I told her to separate 2 eggs... She put one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom.. Ijit."

"Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."

"Siracha The only cock that makes a straight man's mouth water."

"I'm so proud of my African pen pal friend. He tells me he hasn't had a drink in weeks. I'm so glad, he's staying sober."

"I don't have an inner child. I have an inner old person who wants everyone to shut up."

"So I took a bite of a Hoagie that wasn't mine... Oops wrong sub."

"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."

"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"

"What did the gay penis say to the vagina? eh, I don't really wanna go into it right now."