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Joke of the Day
"Siracha The only cock that makes a straight man's mouth water."
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"Limericks eh? There once was a fellow named Blair Who was having his girl on the stair On the 44th stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in the air."
"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared."
"How do you tell which potato on the street corner is the prostitute? It has a sticker on it that says ""Idaho."""
"I walked by a girl the other day who I swore had twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozen tit?"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair."
"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."
"So an Irishman.... Walks out of a bar...."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"