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Joke of the Day

"What did the gay penis say to the vagina? eh, I don't really wanna go into it right now."

"MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons."

"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!"

"Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise"

"Where does a Jewish farmer become a man? At his Barn Mitzvah"

"What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common? Rufi-ooooooo!"

"I like my steak how I like my women Tinder-ized."

"You hear about the fishing prostitute ? Heard she was a real hooker."

"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"

"What do you call a bee from America? A USB."