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Joke of the Day

"WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY"

"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."

"The hour I lose from daylight savings time will now be multiplied by 6 as I try to change the time on the clock in my car."

"Sitting behind a couple in this theater that's making out. I'm gonna lean forward and whisper ""This is nice"" in a minute."

"*buying teacher's gifts* 7: Mrs. J said she hates candles. Me: {recalling mountain of homework every night} Pumpkin Spice Candle it is then!"

"Which is the saltiest fish? Tuna"

"What do you name a dog with no legs? ""Cigarette"" because you take him out for a drag."

"Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet? There are too many Links."

"BREAKING: Republicans may oppose President Obama's decision to skip breakfast."

"I love campfire smoke so much ... it brings tears to my eyes."