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Joke of the Day
"What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later"
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"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."
"How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side."
"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."
"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."
"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."
"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""
"Do you ever just stop and think about how snowmen standing out in the snow is like humans standing outside while it rains bits of flesh"
"Cigarette: Hey buddy. Me: I don't smoke anymore. Cigarette: But buddy. Me: NO. Cigarette: Buddy? Me: You do make a good point. Fine."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary Those who don't And those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."