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Joke of the Day

"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."

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"[ first date ] Me. Do you take drugs? Him. I never touch them. Me. Perfect. Can I have a urine sample?"
"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"
"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."
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"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"
"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."
"Scientists have discovered what a woman wants. But she changed her mind the next second."