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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the new clock porno? It's about fucking time."
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"Two Russian kgb operatives are also in a tank One turns to the other and says ""gurgle gurgle"" and they both drown..."
"Couches pull out... I don't"
"What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend? Sweet Pee"
"Why do most movie sequels stink? Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2."
"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree might kill you? A pool table."
"Airport receptionist: anything to declare? Me: how bout these guns? *flexes* Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS! Me: wait.. I was.. Her: HELP!! AGH!"
"Why was the pigeon theater troupe arrested? They were staging a coo."
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"
"(Dirty!) Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."