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Joke of the Day

"A small part of me is filled with self-loathing for how much pizza I can eat in one sitting. The rest of me is filled with pizza."

"What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!"

"My son asked me this morning what self-reference meant? [this should explain it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3vm6mw)"

"Why are turn signals great workers? When they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard."

"This Suicide Prevention message was brought to you in part by: **Nike** *""Just Do It""*"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."

"I would tell you the one about the broken pencil. But there's no point to it."

"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"

"How do you make a prepubescent laugh? Heh, pubes."

"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."