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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a prepubescent laugh? Heh, pubes."

"*pizza man crashes his car into a house and flies through the windscreen and smashes into TV* ""yo you order pizza?"" *they didn't*"

"What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him? Wop"

"In a knife fight with street entertainers I always go straight for the juggler."

"Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline? He strained his leg. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry."

"You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself That's your parents job."

"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."

"Get the sand out your vagina. if you loose a player match and don't want your rematch bcuz your too pussy, why still try and talk shit xD."

"Life on mars found... To be unlikely."

"What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy? Make me one with everything."