202093

Joke of the Day

"My son asked me this morning what self-reference meant? [this should explain it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3vm6mw)"

"Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open."

"How does a racist joke start? With a small loan of a million dollars"

"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"

"Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free"

"If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person."

"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("

"Him: 'Sorry Mr Hill, no last minute call from the Governor. Any last words?' Me: -whimpering 'She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle'"

"Did you hear about the goblin whose left arm and left leg cut off? Guess what he's alright now!"

"Turtles often outlive their owners, a fact the police refuse to treat as suspicious"