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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me... My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!"

"Ladies: If I hit on you please don't panic, I am a bachelor and that's what bachelors do."

"If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot"

"Did you hear that Elton John is singing at Amy Winehouse's funeral reception? He will be singing ""Candle Under the Spoon""."

"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."

"What are Isreali candies known for? A jewy center"

"I like my women like I like my politics The more Bush the better"

"You know you are a Physics nerd when.... Yo mamma so fat she attracts black holes"

"What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife? The knife has a point !"

"What's a Canadian's favorite number? Eight."