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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me... My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!"

"Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT. Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay."

"Why did a kid throw the butter out of the window? To see the butterfly! I ll jump out of the window now!"

"Q: What did the can say to the can opener? A: You make me flip my lid."

"What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire? Baked beans"

"If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?' "

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt? Usain bolt can finish a race."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: To propagate authoritarianism and generate revenue for the state? Cop: Besides that."

"What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life? Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window"

"A leper walks up to a hooker and says ""keep the tip."""