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Joke of the Day

"""The past tense of LOL is not LOL'd, it's L'dOL."" - How I like to end a date with 18-25 year old girls."

"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."

"whats the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke"

"ww2 Russia be like... You better Czech yourself before you rek yourself."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ? 1 or 2 ? 1... or 2..."

"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush."

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? 3; The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them. (Works better in spoken format, I know)"

"BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening. It's been called the Black-i."