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Joke of the Day

"A leper walks up to a hooker and says ""keep the tip."""

"Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!"

"Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA."

"Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States? Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings."

"good artists copy ,, great artists steal i say to myself as i shove several marley and me dvds into my pants. im a dog lover wat can i say"

"What's the difference between the Leafs and a Pornstar? They both get fucked. They both get paid. But only one of them really enjoys it."

"Why did God allow women to get yeast infections? So they could know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt sometimes.."

"I don't believe my friend's story about the time he fit a whole watermelon up his ass. It's just too much of a stretch."

"What do you call an Indian dating service? Connect the dots."

"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"