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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire? Baked beans"
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"*dog walks into a pet store wearing a fake moustache* ""Hello sir or ma'am I would like to lovingly adopt your most delicious cat"""
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"
"I hear Bristol Palin is pregnant again... Ever since Trig was born, she's been Down to fuck."
"If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!"
"M R Ducks Person 1: M R Ducks. Person 2: M R Not. Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs? Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks! My grandmother told me this when I was 5ish. Don't know why it cracks me up."
"What's the Italian word for suppository? innuendo"
"If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... I'll show you Aflat minor."
"What do you call a man in a hole? Phil."
"What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself? D'EAU!"