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Joke of the Day

"Why did a kid throw the butter out of the window? To see the butterfly! I ll jump out of the window now!"

"How do you know your waitress is having a rough night? She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen."

"Does anyone on here know how to ""unhook"" Amazon from my Twitter so that I can order things without giving people the idea I am Really bald??"

"My wife is such a terrible cook... We say grace after we're done eating."

"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."

"What do you call a vegetable that's kinda cool? Rad-ish."

"Crabs only walk that way when people are looking at them"

"A Chinese funeral parlor opened in my town. It's called ""Can you Bereave It"""

"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."