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Joke of the Day

"Why did a kid throw the butter out of the window? To see the butterfly! I ll jump out of the window now!"

"I got my first kiss from a girl today.... It was milk chocolate."

"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"

"Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he 8n't afraid to bust out his 9."

"What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? Their balls are for decoration only."

"DM: This person is writing offensive posts about you. ME: Oh cool, you follow my wife! Tell her I said hi!"

"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."

"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""

"How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson. 2. Empty it the next day. 3. Become a millionaire."