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Joke of the Day

"After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance ""The Human"" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet"

"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."

"Got my son to paint our fence by telling him it was his first karate class."

"Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not."

"What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you."

"I went to a zoo the other day There was only one animal in the zoo a dog it was a shitzu"

"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"

"Whats the most sexually frustrated food? Cantaloupe."

"How do you know someone is a Bernie Sanders supporter? Don't worry, he'll fucking tell you."