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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have nightmares? One had a dream and died"
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"Just went to a dance for mentally handicapped people It was basically one big slow dance."
"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."
"2 wrongs don't make a right But 3 rights make a left"
"You want to hear a funny joke? I said hear not read, you fuck."
"""Whoever smeal it, dealt it""... ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""
"[god, creating chickens] Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't care"
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."
"""Oh, THANK GOD. I'm still a dog"" What dogs probably think when they wake up from one of their little nightmares"