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Joke of the Day

"2 wrongs don't make a right But 3 rights make a left"

"How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe? #GrammysRedCarpet"

"Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious."

"I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though."

"I need a draft folder for my mouth."

"BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. ""It was always huge & full sized!"" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache."

"In all US bars you can now order an Osama Bin Laden... two shots and a splash of water"

"What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad"

"There's no such thing as automatic doors... ... Only polite ninjas."

"If a tree falls down in the middle of the forest.... And i scream something in the top of my lungs, and no woman can hear me, Am I still wrong?"