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Joke of the Day

"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."

"COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this"

"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""

"What did the famous musician say the moment he was born? *I'LL BE BACH*"

"When I write too fast, my ""E"" looks like a ""G"" making this assignment sheet where I marked several projects as ""DONE"" look pretty weird."

"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to walk away fast so people wouldn't think she was with me."

"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""

"I had some North Korean food yesterday... The [deleted] was delicious!"

"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."