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Joke of the Day
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."
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"Whoever said that blood is thicker than water is plainly a) Fond of stating the obvious, and b) Not a member of my family."
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse replies, ""I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"""
"They said I had a small penis, but they'll see. They'll ALL see! Nevermind actually, that's illegal"
"I can't believe my back is killing me. My spine has some nerve."
"A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.... The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"To my American friends: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years."
"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""
"Every poop begins with p Read with the Kay jingle in mind."
"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."