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Joke of the Day

"My football playing cousin went to prison He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi."

"If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes.."

"What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch? Tufaloffahsofa"

"What do a chick and KFC have in common? Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in."

"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"

"Door says push.. I pull.. If it says pull I push.. I'm ether a hardcore Rebel or I need glasses..."

"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."

"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."